Mario was born a human being on the planet Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy of the Terran Solar System. All evidence to the contrary that has been compiled over the years should be ignored and treated as inflammatory and slanderous lies propagated by his competitors. Having been raised in a normal home and eating hotdogs and soda from a young age, as well as apple pie, there could never be any question to his all American and human origins. Albeit his exceptional physical capabilities and mental prowess have at times lead some of this planet's most weak minded to suspect extra terrestrial heritage, such individuals have all been shown the error of their ways. As a professional industry recognized stuntman for many years Mario demonstrated his human origins by producing blood and sweat naturally on a regular basis while beating up cars and staircases throughout the terran domain. Now, as a producer and director, he has finally learned the true meaning of human pain. In the name of Vectron, he salutes you.